Electric Shakespeare

Confusing, amusing, genius!

Octavius, lead your battle softly on, upon the first encounter, unless you see an asshead of your calling. I have stain'd with blood: fair day, adieu!
Which is the better for my foes will shed fast-falling tears, and dried it, that it wants matter to deliver, when the navel of the Prince of Wales doth join with all my heart!

created by scott camac martin